Tea and Doodles

May 28

[video]

friends: *draw amazing art*
friends: *look amazing in cosplay*
friends: *sew incredibly*
friends: *write beautiful fic*
friends: *good people*
me:
me: why do you hang out with me again

LIL NIGGA LIZARD GIVEAWAY

i will be givin this lil nigga lizard i found on my shelf away to anybody who reblogs dis post ok ((he seems lonely and i cant give dis lil nigga da compassion he needs))

u will love ur lil nigga lizard, he can:

swim wit u

eat wit u

do wahtever u want

if ur a freak hell tag along

piss on ur ex girlfriend ((mayb))

aight so if u want me 2 mail u dis lil nigga lizard thing reblog dis post!!!

winner iz chosen june 2nd 2012 so reblog if u want dis lil nigga lizard of ur very own aiight peace bxtches

(via nautia)

msjeng:

What if- (Taken with GifBoom)

(via meimonster)

Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

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May 27

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treespeech:

Doll’s Eyes plant. Ingestion of the berries can lead to cardiac arrest and death in humans; however, it is harmless to birds, which are the plant’s primary seed dispersers.

fun fact I almost ate a handful of these when I was 7

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ruinedchildhood:

And I have been since I was 12.

(Source: domcobb-, via meimonster)

twudle:

male rose…

ross?

(via laenutts)

Gay Marriage: I'm only legal in 6 states.
Having sex with a horse: I'm legal in 23 states.
America: I'm an idiot.

today, i was presented with a choice…

knewdrew:

i had $54.

i could either…

pay my $54 phone bill or

i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

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cartooomtv:

으어ㅓ..이제 당분간 트레이싱 안할ㄹ래 o<-<

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